Dear Penis

daddysverynaughtylittlegirl:

Love Rodney Carrington and so do my boys.

Originally posted on Accidental Masturbator:

I’d love to be able to thank the person who brought this to my attention, but sadly , as she is an ex, and I have indiscreetly blogged about her, it’s probably better that I don’t.

It made me laugh, and just I had to share it with you, Dear Reader.

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Feeling So Naughty

Not sure why, but I have been in super “naughty” mood; yes that is code for feeling horny, for the last day or so.  I am missing Boss A LOT, Fetlife is not helping as their chat/messenger keeps breaking down.  My Facebook friends are not helping they are in linking naughty music videos; seems I am not only one who is feeling “naughty” either.

Anyone who knows me for any length time know I love Bruno Mars and his songs so much.  Just the Way You Are make my heart melt so much.  Okay okay I am old fashioned romantic, so sue me.

Well a certain naughty Rabbit; not his name but rather my nickname for him, came up with Bruno Mars Gorilla because of lyrics like this:-

Yeah, I got a fistful of your hair
But you don’t look like you’re scared
You just smile and tell me, “Daddy, it’s yours.”
‘Cause you know how I like it,
You’s a dirty little lover

Yes Rabbit is a Daddy Dom from the US, who has a lovely little girl and I admire them and their relationship so much.  So I think that is why that is why this song spoke to him so much.

I messaged Rabbit and suggested Nickleback Something In Your Mouth, which he had never heard off.  It has lyrics like:-

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hittin on her all night long
Doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody
Ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)
You’re ripping up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(you’re such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
You’re so much cooler when you never pull it out
Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks
Tattoos on her left hip
She bending as your spending
Theres no end to it so baby come on
Dressed up like a princess
Bettin’ that her skin smells better
Than the scent of every flower in the desert come on

He then suggested Nickleback Animal, which has lyrics like this:-

You’re beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It’s hard to steer when you’re breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
‘Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I’m screamin’

No, we’re never gonna quit
Ain’t nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we’re animals (animals)
No, no matter where we go
‘Cause everybody knows
We’re just a couple of animals (animals)

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we’re in

We were parked out by the tracks
We’re sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered “what was that?”
The wind, I think ’cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin’
“That’s my dad outside the car!”
Oh please, the keys, they’re not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
We were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin’

Then of course I asked Mr Reblogger Buckcherry Crazy Bitch, with lyrics like:-

Hey
You’re crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I’m on top of it
When I dream, I’m doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Then I suggested Nine Inch Nails Get Down & Make Love & Sin, with lyrics like:-

You take my body-
I give you heat
You say you hungry-
I give you meat
I suck your mind-
You blow my head
Make love – inside your bed

He suggested Nine Inch Nails Head like a Hole, with lyrics like:-

bow down before the one you serve.
you’re going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you’re going to get what you deserve.

Then there is Shania Twain’s Party for two, which I am ever so tempted to send as hint through email for those times I wish/want a “Booty call” or whatever the latest word code for “get your ass to my house I need a good seeing too”.  It has lyrics like:-

It doesn’t matter what you wear
‘Cause it’s only gonna be
you and me there (Whoa!)

I’m having a party
A party for two
Invitin’ nobody
Nobody but you

You’ll be sexy in your socks
(We could polish the floors)
In case that anybody knocks
(Let’s lock all the doors)
Yeah, all the things I’m gonna do
(I’m gonna do with you)
I wanna try somethin’ new
(I wanna try that, too)
I tell you bout’ it…

Double Entendre

I have loved this song for a while, but it wasn’t until I read another blogger that I decided to add it too here, as this is what I want to do for my Daddy right now.

Also the picture below is a random find, god I wish you could get one for real.  As I always tell Daddy it is not his cock any more but rather my dummy.

For the times when I just need my dummy ;)